It is probably a good thing that I live in a non-smoking house. I like to smoke. I like to smoke a lot. The fact that I have to go outdoors to do so saves me money. That being said; maybe I should steal an ashtray from work and blow my smoke out the window... What I truly miss at times like these (6:30am, and I can't sleep) would be a nice, long joint. I would love to be able to sit in my back yard and watch the sun rise with the taste of marijuana on my lips, in my lungs, and on my breath. I long to enjoy the inhale that makes the exhale so much better. Instead I drink; which would be fine, except it is so much more expensive! I mean, really; twenty dollars in weed would last me three times as long as twenty dollars in whiskey. I am a happy drunk (most of the time, unless I am drinking tequila), but I would trade alcohol for pot in a heartbeat... Too bad it is illegal here...
I have rarely been the seducer; I have always let myself be seduced. If a girl shows me her masturbation video on her phone, is that seduction? If she punches me in the face while she is cumming, is that obsession? I like "the game", the chase, the long road, if you will. However, I am a man and can be weak; I give in easily at times. I have a weakness for bartenders, waitresses, and strippers. Then again, don't most men? It helps that I bring a six-hundred pound vibrator to work, but sex-toys are overrated. Wait, that is bullshit, sex toys are as much fun as advertised... for her. It is time for a shot of whiskey and a cigarette as I watch the desert sunrise...
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